I'm not. I'm NOT, I'm NOT, I'M NOT!!!

I will not be spinning my own yarn. I won't. I have this cute little drop spindle, and some lovely colored roving that I got once upon a time. It's similar to this. But, I won't be spinning. No, I won't.



Why not?


Because, if you give a knitter a spindle, you have to give her roving. And if you give her roving, she'll want wool. And if she wants wool....






(yes, they're cute, but...)
if she wants wool, she'll want sheep.




And if she wants sheep, she'll want to move to New Zealand and have a HUGE FRICKIN' FLOCK of sheep.


I won't be spinning.