Linda needs?

Ok, I caved and played this insipid game, and here are the replys to the google request: "Linda needs"

Linda needs the following donated: LARGE "CIRCUS TYPE TENTS
(Ok, I won't take that personally!)

Linda needs to provide a fast response to customer needs
(Customers?..huh?)

To really thrive, Linda needs to be part of a loving, committed marriage.
(Well, duh...glad that one's worked out so well!)

Linda needs a new best friend
(Hm.)

Linda needs as much free space at the front of the platform as possible
(Also not taking personally)

Who's idea was this game anyway?


<----said partner in loving, committed marriage! Yeah, team!